Dwayne MacInnes and I have created an e-book entitled Terra Mortis. To give you a taste, here is the entirety of the first story read to you by that master thespian -- me:
posted by Douglas at 2:53 AM
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For Dwayne via io9: The villains on The Electric Company aren't evil as much as they're just a bunch of weirdos. Here's the time his lunch was ruined by some performance artist who put a rubber glove in his sandwich.
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For Dwayne via io9: He's so strong he can purloin letters from the alphabet. It's official — Electroverse Spider-Man is my favorite incarnation of the hero.
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For Dwayne via io9: Yes, that Blue Beetle. At the time, the Blue Beetle was owned by Charlton Comics, so it was no big deal for him to go on The Electric Company and have Spider-Man make him look like a chump.
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For Dwayne via io9: Does Peter Parker exist in this universe? I mean, Spider-Man goes to the baseball stadium in his costume. This isn't a complaint, mind you. And hey, it's Morgan Freeman again, cured of his vampirism!
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posted by Douglas at 12:00 PM
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For Dwayne via io9: Spider-Man's adventures in the Electroverse are so banal but so relatable. Screw Stegron and Big Wheel robbing banks. I want Spider-Man to use his powers to investigate petty consumer fraud.
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posted by Douglas at 11:00 AM
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For Dwayne via io9: Yes, he is New York City's de facto birthday party protector. Marvel, make this canon.
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posted by Douglas at 11:00 AM
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For Dwayne via io9: I'm beginning to see a pattern here. Does Spider-Man spend most of his time saving birthday parties?
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posted by Douglas at 11:00 AM
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For Dwayne via io9: Unbeknownst to Bruce Wayne, Lucius Fox used to be a mad scientist until Spider-Man showed him the error of his ways.
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posted by Douglas at 11:00 AM
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For Dwayne via io9: I can't see why Dracula is still a problem in the Marvel Universe these days. Spider-Man wasted him on his night off in 1974.
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posted by Douglas at 11:00 AM
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For Dwayne via io9: In this sketch, the Yeti is on the loose in New York City, sitting on people's cold desserts. Spidey and Morgan Freeman (as a police officer) must team up to make sure this cryptozoological pervert doesn't sully any more frozen confections. There are so many good scenes I don't know where to start, but my favorite is when the crazed yeti ruins a pensioner's birthday.
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posted by Douglas at 11:00 AM
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Normally, I am against Christmas songs. However, for this I will make an exception!
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posted by Douglas at 7:00 AM
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Caution, it is a little violent, bloody, gross... but it is two great tastes that go great together.
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posted by Douglas at 12:00 PM
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This is not for the faint of heart or those easily offended. For me, it is hysterical! (Hat tip to Boing Boing)
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posted by Douglas at 12:00 PM
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It doesn't look good for the Princess... (Hat tip to Facebook Friend Mike Biersma!
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posted by Douglas at 12:00 PM
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I started this blog because I took a voluntary layoff from my IT job. I thought what better way to pass the time than to go back to 2005 and start a blog. I am still gainfully employed, and it takes up most of my time. However, 2005 was a pretty good year, so let's fire up the old blog! I write and rant, so join the fun!
